Friday, 6 November 2009

Naughty By Nature

Hee hee,

Now I believe I am a naughty girl.I have done so many naughty things this week that even me, dey shocked at

Earlier this week, I woke up with a terrible cold, sneezing so badly that I was so sure my lungs might come out. How did the cold even start sef. My maid started coughing like a cat and I kinda immediately gave her medication as she will the one taking care of lil Temmy.

Before you can say Jack, Lil Temmy has started sneezing and since he believs that the best way to show me love is to either kiss me(which most times is laced with saliva) or sneeze/cough right in my face/mouth. And before you know it I caught the bug too. And for me, once I am down with cold, it must take it course of a week or so no matter what medication I use. But then I love the effect ''actifed'' has on me. It makes me float in between consciousness and unconsciousness, I swear it makes me
So I took actifed and was totally knocked out, by morning I was still feeling weak and drowsy but I had to go work. Got to the office and was feeling mad sleepy and weak. I had to think of the best excuse to get off work, and as you all know that God blessed me with a functioning brain now: it only took me 10 minutes to perfect what my plan was gonna be.

Plan A: Look for a dust filled area and inhale dust which will definitely trigger the cattarh. Luck being on my side, I didnt need to do that at all as the office cleaner just chose that moment to dust the cabinets. Oh my, I stood by to inhale as much as possible. And the sneezing started.....I sneezed so hard that i was sure my lungs were gonna pop out. Walked to my Manager's office still sneezing so hard. He didnt bother to ask me anything he just said " go home''. I am so sure the guy thot i just caught swine flu.

I also did another naugty one....i sent a text to my hubby to say that I did home pregnancy test and it was positive! I am still not sure how boo managed to get back home in one peace,wether he walked on his head or he flew home.

I kept a straight face all through the questioning phase.

Boo: How did this happen, I thought I erm we have been very careful.

Temmy:(keeping a straight face) I don't know oh.

Boo: But, we always use protection now.

Temmy:(about to laugh now but had to cover up with a cough) Yeah I know but things happen.

Aight, enough gist cos I know he will kill me if he ever sees this post.

So, me thinking I was very smart kept the strip that I used for the test hoping that he won't ask to see it. I don forget say na lawyer I marry. I dunno why lawyers have a knack for wanting to know everything sha. You need to see the way he interrogates me atimes and I wonder if he thinks he is in court or something. Sometimes I bless God that he doesn't even do litigation because I doubt if I can ever get away with any ''white'' lie.

Ehen, as I was saying he saw the strip where I hid it and the cat was let out of the bag but for me the best moment was when he sat down to question me. His expression will remain classic and priceless till kingdom

Excuse the typo peeps. I honestly cant find the icon that does the spell check and yours truly can't be bothered....


Tatababe said...

lol!!! hope you feel better.

temmy tayo said...

@Tatababe:thanks hun.Getting berra.

Myne Whitman said...

If I do my SO that kain pregnacy prank, he will have a heart attack. As a very mischievous person, I will take vicarious pleasure from yours. LOL.

Hope you feel better soon. Take care.

temmy tayo said...

Heart Attack ke? No try am oh. Thanks my love, i am getting better.

Anonymous said...

You are one cruel I should try the whole sneezing bit on my boss...unfortunately i am the germaphobe in the office.

Ms. Catwalq said...

why r u trying to give your husband grey hairs?

Favoured Girl said...

Awww sorry dear, hope you are feeling much better now. I was also down with the flu last week, so I know how that feels.

Naughty you! Playing a prank on hubby like that. I'm sure if I did that, my hubby won't find it funny.

Lady A said...

Girl, I didn't know you had it in you! I have a different level of respect for you. You are too funny! That was good. Did you do that to hubby so he could be home with you...I wasn't clear on the reason, or was it just because. I can't pull that on my hubby. I would have to use the kids or something else, like Playstation 3, lol.

aloted said...

naughty naughty! :D

hope u better now?

Afronuts said...

I cant imagine all the kinds of nasty naughty things you might have indulged in when u were much naughty no be small!

temmy tayo said...

@lucidlilith:lol. Poor you. I can conjure up sneezing any time. It is a gift i guess. lol

@Ms Catwalq: Imagine oh, never saw it dat way you know. Hee hee.

@FG; Thanks lovey, i am lot better. Don't mind me. The naughty streak inme just rears its ugly head at intervals i guess.

@lady A: i actually pull pranks anytime I want him to come home on time. And of cos I do believe that the best way to get a man with kids is to use one of the kids. As bad as it may sound it actually works.

@Afronut: I was a naughty little girl. My mum never stopped complaining.

NaijaBloke said...

U no even serious @