Friday, 20 November 2009

If you caught your husband and maid in the act.....

Hello peeps,

May I state clearly here that I DID NOT CATCH MY HUSBAND WITH OUR MAID O.
I saw this article in the Vanguard Newspaper of today the 20th of November(I had to quote the date for the doubting Thomases to confirm)lol

Ehen jare, the article of course caught my attention and I thought it would be fun to know the opinions of blogville!

Maybe I should be the first to comment sef:

First, I don't think I'd employ a maid that will be so grown enough to catch my boo's attention. And i am talking of big boobies(pardon my french), extremely humongous backside and a figure to die for. Isn't that just like leaving fire on my roof over night?

If after scaling first hurdle, he still decided to taste out of her porridge(using Nkenna Naija's rep in BB Revolution's words) then 2 things will surely happen.

1. I will skin the maid alive. She needs the mark to serve as a lesson to her generation yet unborn.

2. I will cut off boo's ''thing''.


Ok, I admit that may be a little mean but mehn, are there really men out there that will sleep with the maid and then jump on madam later same day? They sure suck and should roast in hell fire.

17 comments:

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

woh, temmytayo, I just wrote a post about something similar but am yet to put it up. Not sure if I ever will self. Its because of that song/video 'Ekaette' and I watched Obsessed recently. Boy, things like that, plus this post will make any sane woman paranoid.

Anyway, a friend of my aunt's was in this predicament and all I can say is that she showed that man what World War 100 was. it wasn't pretty, lol!

Hope all is well.

Tatababe said...

Quite frankly I don't know but I'll probably walk, such action is an indication of the depth in mind & spirit of the man.
Lol at you having to quote the name of newspaper and date for doubting Thomases, I no blame u jare!

temmy tayo said...

I am good dearie and lol at ''what world war 100 was. I ownder why men do such things........

@Tatababe: Seriously, you know how people are. I don't want any anon comment sympathsing with me oh.lol

Loved One said...

I don't think I can remain in this kind of relationship. The trust has been broken and it will take a lot to forgive.

Myne Whitman said...

Why would you skin the maid as number one? What if she was raped by hubby?

Me I won't do any of them anything jo. Carry my kaya and waka. Plenty more fish in the ocean jare...

yankeenaijababe said...

lol @ this post.

I first pray God don't let it ever happen to me cos my reaction might be deadly for real.

I miss ya, how you de now/

histreasure said...

really, your disclaimer cracked me up some..lol at anon sympathies..
reminds me of one guy in my church wey go impregnate anor chic like that, na so some women go to commiserate with the wife o, de babe just ask them whether person die..lmao

and those your measure de drastic o, still i can't say it's overboard...dat kain behaviour de give me goose pimple o cos say if d babe really wan ur boo, e fit put rat poison for food give u..( forgive my paranoia)

and such men,yep, such be castrated

Lady A said...

Oh No!
Let's just hope and pray this doesn't ever happen to any of us!

aloted said...

lol..i so love ur disclamer

men all i can say is God forbid bad thing...! Jo oh, mi o le fi petrol din dodo!!!

temmy tayo said...

@Lovedone: i know. it can be killing still staying...

@Myne: We shd always pray not to marry rapists oh. Odikwa serious.

@Yankeenaijababe: Babe i dey kampe oh. Na work dey take my time.

@histreasure: you no blog world now. You cant be too careful.lol

@Lady A: Amen oh.

@Aloted: I swear you cant kill me. Which on is that one again. Ok,i will say my own mi o le fi nepa pole se tooth pick.

aloted said...

lwkmd!

soul said...

Temitayo..
Kini mo se fun e ti oun pariwo oruko mi? lol

Se alafia lo wa? Awon omo nko?.
Arakunrin e nko? se gbogbo wan wa ni alafia?.

Bi o se sa lo ni yen abi? O kan fi mi sile ni ilu oyinbo yi. Nkan ti o se fun mi ko bami lara mu o!
Orugbe n gbe mi, Ebi n pa mi, mo wo otun, mo wo osi.. Temitayo o si ni ibe...

Ko!
Mo ni kin fi oju wo e ni o.

lamikayty said...

lol! @all the comments...."mi o le fi petrol din dodo" lol!!!! i'm going to quote this later on....
hmmm at your topic, na real serious matter be that o! Olorun ma je! I cant even start thinking about it!

temmy tayo said...

@lamikay:lol

Anonymous said...

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King said...

@Lovedone: i know. it can be killing still staying... @Myne: We shd always pray not to marry rapists oh. Odikwa serious. @Yankeenaijababe: Babe i dey kampe oh. Na work dey take my time. @histreasure: you no blog world now. You cant be too careful.lol @Lady A: Amen oh. @Aloted: I swear you cant kill me. Which on is that one again. Ok,i will say my own mi o le fi nepa pole se tooth pick.

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