Friday 15 May 2009

My First Night As A Married Woman...

After all the hoola hoola pooh of planning the wedding, spending all my savings on highly frivolous things that if u ask me now are lying wasted in my wardrobe...uhmn...shebi one would definitely expect the wedding night to be erm....you know now.

Anyways, the wedding programme was all done in 5 hours which to me is the best way to get married. Why bother to spend he whole day dancing,kneeling for uncles and aunties you probably never met before the wedding day. You just might even have to contend with your friends fighting over who is the closest to the bride. Like that would be a pill to make the marriage itself work!

As i was saying jare, so we got to Lagos around 5pm and I had to wait outside for about 2 hours before my In-laws started their normal ''ritual'' of praying in the home chapel before the bride can be officially admitted.

Odikwa serious, I was already tired and was feeling very feverish. I wonder, maybe it was the thought of ''I won't be able to run away from this man oh if he pisses me off''. My parents don tell me say I no get bed space for our house again. Imagine, those people didn't even wait for me to be married before they gave my room to the new house help! I am sure I was also thinking...so here is the thing that has always been giving me shivers....I can no longer say no to ''coitus'' ok i mean love making. What if this bros that I love to bits says ''coitus'' has to be every night? Chei!

Ok, we sha used 2 hours to pray and by then I was already weak in the knees. My nose was running like a tap, eyes watery. By the end of it all I remember my brother in law guiding me upstairs to lie down for a while cos i was really weak. I could hear everyone throwing jibes at boo that he should take it easy with ''our wife'' oh.

I had my bath and changed into one of the negligees i got as a gift during my bridal shower. Uhmn, i even dabbed a touch of perfume. I laid on the bed just to catch my breath only for me to wake up at 8am the next day! I slept all through the night. Yours truly was down with fever for the next 3 days....Shame!

13 comments:

temmy tayo said...

Why won't you be.The love we share is unbreakable.

Vera Ezimora said...

Hahahahaha

What a way to spend the wedding night. Hehehehehe. Lai lai. I no go gree ooo! We musto do!

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL

The love is surely unbreakable ooo!

DiAmOnD hawk said...

you should blog about your wedding u know... how u planned it et al...

aloted said...

lol...eyah! am sure ur hubby was sympathetic abt it all

temmy tayo said...

@Diamond: Uhmn thats a good idea oh. Sort of my memoirs on the journey to marriage will be the title abi. Lets see...

@Aloted: Maybe, was too shy to ask.lol

olusimeon said...

lol..
u must be laffin at urself..everytim you remember the night..

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

lol dats so funny! u know u r like d 3rd or 4th person who has told me they slept off on their wedding night! i dont know what i will do o....

Fluffycutething said...

LOL hahahahaha

I actually sat up in bed waiting for coitus only for mr to hop into bed roll over and sleep!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy was i shocked and disappointed LMAO

Yinkuslolo said...

u slept trhu ur wedding nite. oh well, and ur hubby allowed u. it must have been some serious fever. first time here

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