Wednesday, 3 January 2007

7 Whole Days!

Well, it has been seven whole days and i have not checked my mails or the blogsville!
That is just to tell you that Nigeria is fun!

I had a really hectic time packing the day i left as my sister that was meant to help with the packing was in faraway Portsmouth with her boyfriend. I got my self to airport on time,trying to avoid the madness that all the cancelled flights had caused. I got a little taste of the chaos but thank God that we eventually boarded at 10.30pm and Left the UK at some minutes past 11pm for a flight that was meant to be 10.15pm.

Mild drama:

I fainted during the flight, i was feeling very dizzy from sleep. I got up to go to the toilet to remove my shirt(s). I wore like 2 camisoles and a thermal wear before wearing my shirt!
Stepping on the aisle, i went down and it was the effect of my head banging onto the igbo man sitting by my side that woke me up. Again, I successfully disgraced my self on an international flight. The cabin crew really fussed over me,wanting to know if i was expecting a baby? Did i drink too much wine and all .................. thank God i survived. I have learnt another lesson.
My family did not know i was coming cos i was planning to stay awhile in a hotel with my cousin that was coming from the states, just imagine if I had died on that flight. Few blogs back I told you her story, she has been summoned home so that they can find her a man. Since we were in the same shoes we decided to share ''strength''.

Got to Nigeria and guess who I saw at the airport??? EX OF COS! He came to pick his cousin who just flew i from the UK too, same flight with moi,in fact she sat in front of me. I was going to pick a cab from the airport anyways but God don butter my bread na free ride straight to the hotel.

We all ended up going to the cinema together on Saturday night. Ex came with a date, his cousin and mine decided to do a twosome and i was all by myself. Wicked people! The four of them laughed so hard at my fainting skills. Silly apes they all are. Anyways, we had fun but the green monster in me kept showing it's head. I was flipping jealous. Did he do that intentionally??? Monkey.

To be continued jare, i am going out with MAMA TEMMY.

18 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Geeez! What's up with you fainting? Were you dehydrated or something? Glad you're feeling better...

WHAT?!!! He showed up with a date? WOW...guess he was trying to make a statement.
hmmm...guess it could have been worse...at least he didn't make out with her in front of you. Or did he?
lol

azuka said...

Ah, ah, wetin? If he came alone and put the moves on you, you'd have been annoyed. Una ladies sef...

That was hilarious. It must have been embarrassing being asked if you were expecting.. :-P

NaijaBloke said...

We can see u r enjoying in Naija,so stop rubbing it in our faces jo ...

Hmmmm.. guys will always be guys ..he just brought the date along to make u Jealous which he accomplished o,am pretty sure he just called her up after u guys decided to go to the cinema ..

Happy new year dear and have fun O

Biodun said...

I guess cos u wore a bunch of clothes or something, pele dear
Ouch @ the ex bringing a date n all, that is so wrong, I would so have been jealous too, I think he did it on purpose too, o well, have fun with mama Temmy!

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL. Hehehehehe, that is sooo flippin' funny. I cannot believe you passed out. Hehehehehe.

Awwww, your ex. Temmy, you sure say you no want am still? Maybe just a lil'?

Well, let us know how ur meeting goes (with ur parents). Good luck!

mosaic said...

It was probably airsickness. Happened to me once, though no one made a fuss over me, except this one flight attendant.

Wow........your ex, as in "THE EX" came with a date!? I guess he's over the begging phase and such. Oh well. Another one bites the dust.

Hopefully it wasn't too bad to sit through the ordeal.

DiAmOnD hawk said...

yeye ex...either he's trying to move on...or trying to make you jealous which he succeeded in doing...

sha have fun...
happy new year

confusednaijagirl said...

ofcourse he did it intentionally, he will probably call you back now.
Have a happy new year!

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

hahahahaha at ex bringing a date, guys r so funny, but ehm temmy the guy na ex now abi so wetin?

please confess; u r expecting a babay arent u?

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

He brought a date eh?! Oldest trick in the book... lol@ you fainting... damn!!! lmao... I think say na for movies ppl dey do that one oh!!! Keep having fun sha babe...

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@36 inches.. investigator abi na detective?

Desola said...

You're hearing it here from the horses mouth that our dear Temmy is pregus. Yes, I said pregus. Please contact me for details of the shower venue and time.

Temi, tell me ex didn't bring a date! Oh no, he very well didn't!!! Does he know he has put you in the family way? Didn't you tell the chic to step aside and that 'oloruka ti wa gb'oruka? You didn't claim your possession? I know I should have come with you to show them some real London gangsta!

Okay, na ABJ you dey so internet connection full ground over dia. Make you quick update o. I shall we waiting.

mack said...

Your story is amusing. Maybe we (apes) laugh so hard because you tell it well (and spiced). Glad you made it thru.

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

He probably didnt know the date till the night LOL - well - Im glad you showed him you will not be moved - I doubt he's moved on, casue if he did he wont try to parade another woman before you, casue he's confident in himself. oh well keep us updated. You are having way too way much fun.

Vera Ezimora said...

Look, Temmy, I do not care how much fun you're havin in Naija, but b4 I blink, u berra return here 2 update. Unless you want 2 have another session of passing out. And this time, you WILL be pregnant when u wake up.....not by me, of course

Teva said...

aaaaaaaaahh Ex came wit date? na wa o! Sharp sharp...
hmm, what shall we say to these things....?

Happy new year my love,...this is your year!!!

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