Wednesday 18 March 2009

Random Curses And Blessings cum dry gist.

For the past 5 months I have been struggling with this. I love reading other peoples posts but I just have lost the zeal well not passion for blogging. Too many things to do, with two babies at hand life couldn't be more interesting and at the same time hectic.

Ok,rewind to last year November jare. Yours truly went for loads and loads of interviews as boo and his folks in association with mine decided I should stay back with my ''property''. You see if u ask me I just wanna live where I will have access to light and 24hrs Internet no story. Naija sha, NEPA makes me cry atimes to be honest.

Anyways to cut long story short o, i got a job and i started on the 1st of December. I resigned last week(which is the main reason for the time on my hand to actually blog) because of only 1 REASON.

I am yet to be paid for services I have rendered for four months or so. My oga talk say recession dey worry am. Wetin concern me. User oshi! Na for inside this recession the monkey buy Benz B150 0, me i still dey manage my own 2005 model of my ''car''. Oloshi even bought house in Ikoyi o. He will rot in hell for making me go thru stress. Shebi if i had known i for use all the money wey i dey take fuel my car to go to the Island everyday to start a shop even if na to dey sell recharge card, it won't have been a venture in vain.

One last curse, oga mi ''you won't know PEACE until you pay me my money oh''. Ehen, enough said.

To the people I want to bless for their loving kindness: all my friends. The ones that I don't call but they still find time to call me,may God reward you oh jare. The emails, text messages even facebook posts dey always make my day. God bless you all.

What has been happening to me.? I am FAT. I used to be a UK 6, US 4 abi na 2? I really cant explain how it happened o but right now i am a UK 12, dunno what that is in American size. The only plus side of all this is the bigger bust and bum. Every other part is plain unwanted fat. Help!!!!!!

I am gradually losing it on what to cook as well. SOS to all women out there. My husband says i only give him two options. A and B when it comes to food. Which is either Rice or Amala. Any suggestions before the boy decides to start eating out oh.


End of randomness. Cathya,la er.

18 comments:

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

I'm so sorry swerri, this post just left me speeechless, was just laughing and luaghing @ your oga..

swerri you can never be Fat in my book - I bet when I see you next month i'll see that it all in ur imagination. Give me bigger boobs and but any day :)

on the food front, omo I cant help u o - unless you can try yam, beans, plantian, meat pepersoup,different varieties, of the soup to eat the amala (egusi, ogbono, ukazi, okoro, edi ki ko) ... evn suya self.. lol..

missed u babes, can't wait to see you soon o.

temmy tayo said...

@LOASCM: By the time u see me u will scream. Ticket to seeing me sha remains my bag.lol

Roc said...

no worries.. We'll all join hands to rain prayers on your former Oga..
Before you know it he'll call you to come collect a cheque..

Is the hubby complaining about your size or you just planning to nip it in the bud?

Maybe rather than just plain rice you can consider varying it into jollof.. Fried.. Dunno guess the ladies will be better help there..

G'luck!

temmy tayo said...

@RocNaija: He is stylishly complaining o. He says and I quote this ur ''tummy no get part 2''.
I try to make jolof and fried rice,maybe we just dont have variety in naija. Thanks bro!

sleekiest said...

Ha... She finally comes back!!
When yr hubby talks abt yr tummy; tell him its all the rounder for him to touch.LOL
Ho did your Oga get away with not paying you for 4 months to start with?? Life is just unfair.. hmmph!

Vera Ezimora said...

Hahahahahahaha @ rice & amala. Chei. This babe, u no kill pesin. But you sef...how you go dey feed pesin with starch everyday? LOL. Hahahaha.

Wairraminute!!! Two babies?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? When? Where? How? Okay, don't answer the "How"

LOL @ your boss. U need 2 go and arrange arm robbery of his car 4 him. Then you'll sell it and get your dough. No be me talk am ooo! LOL

LOL @ being fat. Hahahahahahahaha

Afrobabe said...

Wow, four whole months pf work and no pay...Thats very sad...and the ma has the money...

my dear try your hand at porridge, the occasional beans and moimoi...and different varieties of soup while alternating btw amala,garri and pounded yam...

DiAmOnD hawk said...

i really detest the way the pay system works in Nigeria. So many laws being broken... it sucks sucks sucks! God will make him pay you soonest... call into TERC and let us pray with you :-)

As far as food goes
girl... what about porridge... yam... plantain... stir fry shrimp w/vegetables... the possibilities are endless... fish... black-eyed peas... pasta... i can send you the recipe for curry chicken... you'll have to taken a trip to shoprite

DiAmOnD hawk said...

take*...
tapioca is good too... sweet potato (which I dont really like), burrito type food... you know... get some flat bread and all... make it a taco night... make salad... what about some breakfast type foods for dinner... like pancake... bread... but make it with meat.. vegetables... etc etc

temmy tayo said...

@Sleekiest: no mind the boy jare. Very sexy tum u mean.lol

@Veralicity: Na two babies now, father and son. They both crace for attention at the same time. You are laughing at my fatness????? May God make all my friends fat if i cant be slim. AMEN!

@Afrobabe: Thanks jare hunney! I will try that ur suggestion as well.

@ Diamond: My love, thanks. Am gon' col you guys oh. I need the prayers.

aloted said...

e yah pele o..i pray ur former boss pays u o..

ah from size 6 to size 12..dont scare me o..lol..wetin u dey chop?? pele

other variety- beans, yam, spaghetti, yam porridge, coconut rice, fried&jollof rice, hmm wat else...thats wat i can think of for now...

let us know how it goes. maybe u shld come up with a timetable..it might help?

Favoured Girl said...

Nice to see you updated Temmy! How's life and motherhood treating you?
Sorry about that job-with-no-pay o! That's just wickedness on the part of the manager, ah ah.
If you want to lose some weight, just eat less and exercise more. Finding the time might be hard but you have to fit it around your other commitments.
Recipes abound, if you are looking for inspiration my dear. For variety you can cook things like beans and plantain, spagetti and minced meat, potatoes with a variety of sauces, chicken with vegetables, roast turkey, etc etc

yayi said...

If you pay up, I might have some cooking tips for ya.

Ms. Catwalq said...

congrats on your family...did not know that you were back to blogging...

as for the one who owes you, leave it to God. You don't want a time when you too will owe someone...i know it seems bad when he is indulging himself but i am sure when there is an investigation, one will find that all has been purchased on credit and remember buying a house is also aquiring a motgage...

but back to the babies...how r they?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Wow, I hope you get your money from your old boss oh. What rubbish!

As to cooking, what can one say? Moin, moin, sese plantian (plantain pottage), yam pottage, pepper soup, boiled yam and egg....

Even i struggle with what to feed the people in my house.

take care and let us know how everything goes.

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