Monday 23 April 2007

Random Talk VIII

Hello peeps, sorry jare I have been so busy these days. As a matter of fact I am out of my house by 9am and hardly get back before 9pm. Which means, I have been missing out on my beautiful sleeping time of 8.30pm(imagine that). Anyways, shey everybody dey kampe?

I no kuku get gist sha but some things wey happen this last week get as e be o.

1. Please kindly inform DIAMONDHAWK that she is no longer my friend. She came to UK and was hanging out only with LONDONBUKI. I am jealous o, really jealous. Tho we spoke a couple of times and she even invited me to come for dinner which I couldn't make but I still dey vex for her. If you know please tell her she is no longer my friend! Period!

2. As usual, on the floating feeling thanks to O. The best thing that has happened to me in a long time. Uhmn. SOUL, the woman after my heart. Don't I just like when you leave comments on my blog. Thank you dearie. You will write a poem for me o, please. Thank you in advance.

3. Halima the witch in my previous post about the men in my life just gave birth to a set of twins. Chineke! Uhmn. God knows best.

4. Ex called me on Thursday to say hello, while we were talking i heard someone shouting at him in the background.

Voice: I have told you to stop calling her, if she really loves you why is she not back with you......

At some point the line went dead.

I later got an sms on my phone from EX. The SMS was sent by whoever was with him. She said and I quote : Don't send me romantic sms about love. My girlfriend doesn't like it. Please lets be polite.

I laughed for about 5 minutes. No 1. EX no fit send that kind text. ''romantic SMS about love''. Is English part of her problems too? Anyways, as y'all know that Temmy no go take that kind thing easy. I composed my own too.

You scum, what guts have you to send a text to my phone? I despise girls like you that suffer from inferiority complex. If you have any problems with your boyfriend sort it out with him! Maybe he forgot to tell you, I have donated him to scums like you. Yeah, excuse my french! I was just pissed.

Then I got a call from my friend in Naija last nite, she met EX in the hospital. Hospital ke? wetin happen? That Thursday night, EX and his bilsh had a good fight, the girl used her witch like fangs to design his body. Threw iron at him, missed his eyes, but hit his forehead. Killer!

Aawgh, she wants to kill him o. Na so I carry fone to call EX . He was sounding like a broken record. He told me how he was brutally attacked by the babe. It was so funny but I couldn't laugh. I said to him, u berra don't beat her cos she go call Police for you in Abuja, she only needs to give them N5000 them go beat you blue back.

Not that he doesn't deserve the stress the girl is giving him.lol As I was about hanging up, he said to me please always check on me. I pray she doesn't kill me by the time you call back. Like I care?
I send him go meet her?

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

DIAMONDHAWK, you are no longer Temmy's friend. Period.

Temmy, I;ve informed DiAmOnD she is no longer your friend.
So, whats my price for being first and carrying out your orders.

Are you back to cloud 8 (i.e you still fell like gish gish but can notice other things around). LOL.

naijabelle said...

I really don't feel sorry for him sha but its funny how much he sounds like a kid with his "check on me often" statement.Men!smhhhhh

They go dey alright!

Azuka said...

Ex, ex, ex. So why're you diverting the gist away from the new love?

I know... I'm a complete amebo!

ExcitedJade said...

Ex.. i no pity him at all.. y, did he leave certainty for uncertainty.. omo, the girl harsh sha..

Temmy, how far Mr O nko?

LondonBuki said...

LOL!!!!!!!! He got himself one FEISTY babe!

You are funny o! What is this talk about Diamond? Well that's you and her jare... as long as me and you are still ok sha! ;-)

soul said...

Lol.. Temmy.
And here I am to leave another comment on your blog again.. lol.

Temmytayo, why is your ex still in your life?. Really why?.

Why would your ex call you in the presence of some other chick?.
Really why?

I mean does that make any type of sense to you or anybody? WHY?

Why would your ex call you for a chinwag or a 'chit-chat' when he is with another woman?.

Temmytayo, I know what happens seems funny, but it kinda isn't.
This man likes drama. He seems to love it and like stewing in it.

And what girl is he going out with who will so suddenly feel so secure that she can be dictating who he calls.
This girl must have been dating him for awhile.

Temmytayo, Ja owo l'apon ti o yo (gosgh I finaly got to use that phrase).

What you and your ex are doing is unhealthy, he did what he did, he lied and he is still lying about shit, he wants you back but he is with another girl who is soo confident and soo sure, she actually has told him not to call you again?.
how did she know about you?
who is she?
How wasn't this a set up?
i.e. he arranged the whole thing.

Temmytayo, leave him to be. Let him take his drama elsewhere, because your ex is behaving like a child. I swear you really need to thank your lucky stars that you found about stuff when you did.. is this the sort of stuff you would have been putting up with?

LondonBuki said...

I was thinking the same thing... why would he call you when another woman is there? I won't be shocked if he was playing games and he even sent that text sef...

Whatever he was doing... he is in your past and should remain there.

zaiprincesa said...

Temmy,
la eti e le oh, ki o gbo mi....(open ur ears wide oh and listen..lol)...GOOD RIDDANCE OH!!!..That shuld be ur mantra..GOOD RIDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!..bi o o ba fe jerry springer drama, comot urself from this triangle...

Ok, thats my 2 cents sha...
Have a blessed week, mami.

DiAmOnD hawk said...

ah ah... BABS... what is your own... wait until i reach ur own blog o

TEMMY DEARIE... SWEETHEART... ma binu o... LB was just so infatuated with me... she wanted me all to herself o... it is HER fault... SHE is the one that you shud be mad at... LOL.. o ya.. im kneeling for you.. lets be friends again...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

ehen.. back to oro ex... im sorry but i laughed.. even though his situation is not funny. stupid girl...sending that ish... abeg.. dont even call ex again.. it's hard to kinda not want to keep in touch.. but i think for YOUR livelyhood... JUST LEAVE IT

o ya.. i hope we're friends again.. dont mind BABS o.. instead of him to appeal on my behalf...

temmy tayo said...

@Babsbeta: Thank you o, u want to spoil our friendship abi. Ko yo.

I am still on cloud 9. Please pray that i dont' fall.

@LNC:he must think I am still jobless.

@Azuka: no vex.

@ExcitedJade: Mr O is very fine o.


@LondonBuki: isnt he lucky? You and I are cool.

temmy tayo said...

@Soul: Trust Soul now!
I think he likes drama for real. I am not down with his games.

@Zai: I no wan do Jerry Springer o.

@Diamond Hawk: You are forgiven.

Jennifer A. said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I know this may not have been meant to be funny, but DANGGGG!!!!! Lollll...how come he landed in the hospital? Ha, u need to pray for him o Temmy!

Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

Egbon mi, u're baaaaaaaaaaad o. Kai! I pity EX sha, he has finally met his match LOL. Odikwa seriozzzzzzzzz. Abj babes are "dangerful" o. Have a blessed week.

Unknown said...

Ex had better let go of that babe if he values his life. Chineke God!! Landed him in hospital! HA!!

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

Nawa o, what kind of woman is that? He's in trouble, may the force be with him. Sis Temmy, take it easy, dont work too too hard, and have a great week.

soul said...

Temmy...
If you are not down with his games, then really stop talking to him for a bit.

you guys broke up there has been like zero space between you.

I'll say this and say it again, your problem is NOT with the girl. You don't know what your ex told her, and quite frankly I don't think this girl is just an ordinary 'new' girlfriend.

No new girlfriend would be doing something this drastic so soon. Something is not right and this guy is taking you for a fool.

Why is he calling you if he has some other woman keeping him warm?.

what did he tell this other woman and when did they talk about you?.
How does she know that it was you he was talking to.

Temmytayo, you need to break free from this drama, because right now you are part of it.

Your ex is trying to have his cake and eat it, he has someone that he is seeing but he is still calling you and carrying on an emotional relationship.
Seriously, if I were you. I would need to take a serious complete break from this.

There is no way that he just met this woman, no way.
Temmy if you value your sanity, end this. cut him off.

Ms. Catwalq said...

Hello,
this is my first time on your blog and I have enjoyed reading all the way back to last year even though I have a final design project due in 24 hrs and I am not done.

Anyways, I get this feeling (from reading your posts) that you are deeply affected by the fact that you are unmarried. I am sure you know by now, that a wedding ring should not be a fashion accessory.

Most people who flaunt their marital status wish they could do otherwise but rather than reveal the true state of things, they put up this front that things are just spectacular in Marriedville.

A woman should get married when she is ready.Aside from the health risks associated with late child bearing, I do not see the rush to get hitched (I am a strong believer in adoption)

I am amazed you still talk to your ex, i would have jabo-ed him a long time ago; but what do i Know, I am young and single and have never been in a serious relationship. He hangs on to you because he knows you will not let him go. And you hang on to him because he is your "What if it had...?".

Stop looking for a husband in every guy you meet (and the ones that have been taken are the great ones for other women) and giving God ultimatums and deadlines to set you up in a successful, loving and productive relationship. You will only get frustrated.

I know it is hard weathering the comments and criticism of family but if they are as religious as you say, ask them if they would like to tell God for themselves that they think He is slow.

Enjoy your gift of health and all the progress you have made in your life. it will be something great that you can share as a gift with your husband and children as their lives will be gifts unto you.

Sorry for the long comment but I just felt someone had to remind you that, you have to be just perfect the way you are otherwise you would not have been made. Be patient. Be grateful and Be giving.

iconoclastic said...

how can diamond hawk not want 2 b temmy friend? temmy d loveliest person eva....

men dat gal is a killer oh, c me thinkin say d slap wey i slap mr O was cruel..he he he...

God knows best jare..keep beleivin

we go c 4 naij...ill txt u my naij no..

Dolly said...

The girl winch get levels oh for him to have landed in the hospital.... good for him

chidi said...

i dnt pity the Ex at all

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

my goodness, I remeber watching holiday on my flight home this morning and this thing your EX was trying to do to you was what the kate winslet cahracter had..luckily for us, you are done with him. But buoy was it funny, a man to be beaten down by a woman..lol.

anyhows, absolutely loved the comment catwalq left, your time will soon come, we just need to encourage ourself that the Lord has not forgoitten us..oh how Ive missed your posts. Hope all is well.

I am now finally back in the UK

Dimples said...

LOL...i'm so sorry EX...but that was so funny that babe had to give u demonic brushing to land u in hospital.

Totally loving ur reply 2 the text by the way...Ok i have laughed now...and felt sorry for EX....but can we please not digress and return to the gist of the CURRENT LOVE in your life…
L:et EX be an EX jare… he wasn’t wort it..se u get me…o need e at all.

Coral said...

Hard as it may sound, Soul's right.


Erm by the way, have you seen Desola by any chance?

Inuke Omotola Davis said...

Zai was right " Good riddance to bad rubbish" Pls let Ex be exed out of the pishure.

One the other hand we need to hear more about the new guy. Why are you tempting us with titbits now?

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

She beat him up? Is she a she? lol! I'm not going to overstate the obvious, good thing you're rid of that fellow.

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

hmn!!!!! TemmyT, na wa o. im sorry but i laughed all thru reading this post, sepe ex can get his arse wooped like that (wethere planned or not), them come give am philips (or whatever brand of iron he.she uses)for head, ha orisiri drama!!!!!! the guy don crase finish. abeg good riddance to rubbish jo!!!!


wetin dey happen with Mr O now!!!!

TMinx said...

wow catwalq makes a lot of sense. Temmy she threw an iron!!! WOW. From cool water to FIRE lol. Poor dude. I agree with soul, you need a break from the drama.

omohemi Benson said...

Iron ke?
Omo, ex new chick, na warrior.
Interesting gist.

Daddy's Girl said...

LOL at 'missing out on my beautiful sleeping time of 8.30pm'.

LOL at ex's girl and her 'romantic sms about love'.

LOL cos our Temmy gets to LOL last! Soul said it well - you don't need the extra drama, dude is just gonna cramp your style with all his funny stories.

Girl, just do your thing! Do your thing.

Anonymous said...

lol!!!! this is hillarious!!!Nice Blog.

Uzo said...

I have to become an avid reader. What the hell? I have missed so much. Emm what kind of lady is your ex with that physically assaults him? Anyway - give the man a wide berth and DO NOT respond to text messages or anything.....

Unknown said...

I guess your ex is just learning that karma is a bitch.

Vera Ezimora said...

Awww, I feel sorry for ex oh. Wetin now? Why is the lunatic tryna take his life? She threw an iron @ him ke? Well, I'm sure now he really wishes he didnt mess up with you.

Noella said...

Wow, I go away for a little bit, and Ex is dating a psychopath and you don't care, cos you're in love with a new guy???? WOW!!! That'll teach me not to take a blogging break............

racquelle-cutie said...

this one na finished friendship nawa 4 naija sisters

Cheetarah said...

Temmidizzle! OMG! thats all I can say, lol @ your ex hooking up with cruella, u dont need that kinda of madness! Is he the same person who sent you to toni braxton?
LOL LOL LOL, hez chick is mad o,avoid them o!